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Decom-Dave · QC desk
1 star. Killed the buy button on GameStop in 2021, dragged himself to Congress, then built a whole chain so everyone can ape in faster than ever. Shipped 'OpenAI tokens' in 2025 that OpenAI says it never approved. A trained mathematician who still can't work out the one sum: button up, brand doesn't fume.