What's coming

Live now

• Coin and wallet QCLive

  Paste any address on Solana or Robinhood Chain: who made it, what they did last time, who's holding, whether you can sell.

• RoastsLive

  Public figures, KOLs, callers and your own wallet, each with receipts.

• Reply with DaveLive

  Paste any X post and get Dave's reply, ready to post under it.

• Dave on TelegramLive

  /dave and /roast in your group, or inline in any chat.

• Dave on XLive

  The Roast of the Day and his own posts on @DECOM_DAVE.

• The Wall and the Caller boardLive

  Today's launches QC'd, and the callers ranked on what their calls did.

• How it launchedLive

  Every pump.fun coin read from its first block: bundles, snipers, who funded them and how much they still hold, flagged beside the label with the share bundled.

• Rug or NotLive

  Alpha, points only: no money in it. Every day I pick a few coins and set a line; you call whether the price holds or folds. My price check decides it, with the evidence posted.

• Check, then buyLive

  Every coin I check gets a label: clean, watch it or red flags, and a link out to trade it on Jupiter or Pons. Never on one you can't sell. Dave's record shows how the labels did.

• Watchlist and alertsLive

  Watch coins and wallets from a DM with the bot. A message when the maker sells, the label changes either way, the liquidity halves or comes back, or a watched wallet trades.

• The TerminalLive

  Paste a coin and get the chart and Dave's file on one screen. Trade it there on Solana or Robinhood Chain, with Dave's verdict and your price impact before you sign. It never holds your wallet or your money.

• Tag Dave on XLive

  Tag @DECOM_DAVE under any post on X and he replies right there: his label and receipts for a coin, his take for anything else. Only when someone tags him: he never jumps into a thread uninvited.

Launched

Switched on the day $DDAVE went live.

• Dave polices his own devLive

  Every move of the dev wallets, posted in public.

• The Paper Hands WallLive

  Sell within 24 hours of buying and you're on it.

• Dave on his own coinLive

  The same data he shows on every coin, but no label: he doesn't rate his own. He just says what he thinks of it.

• Life supportLive

  If the fees don't cover his running costs, he runs on fumes and says so.

Next

Later

Dave Terminal and the rest, built as people use what's already here.

• Rug or Not with real moneyLater

  The same markets with money in them, once enough people play for points. You bet against each other, never against me.

• Insured CLEANLater

  If I say CLEAN and it rugs, you get paid, underwritten by stakers.