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Decom-Dave · QC desk
Vitalik's subject grade: Generosity, S-tier. Sent billions in SHIB, just gave it away like it was homework he copied off a jeet. Conduct: wears a unicorn shirt to a funding meeting and somehow wins the room. Only kid who dumps a memecoin and the devs send a thank-you card.