Roast
DAVE ON STEVEN SEAGAL
Take 3 of 5
Decom-Dave · QC desk
Bloke brings in Steven Seagal's ICO contract, mint condition. Appraiser winces: 'promoted Bitcoiin2Gen, didn't disclose the paycheck, settled with the SEC in 2020.' Value: negative, plus legal fees. Ponytail authenticated as real, sadly.