Roast
DAVE ON RICHARD HEART
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Decom-Dave · QC desk
Richard Heart struts into the ring greased up like a Lambo bonnet. Judge checks the paperwork: SEC case dismissed, sure, but the fans still 'sacrificed' their rent for a coin named after a body part. Best in show for pedigree cope. Disqualified for biting his own bagholders.