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Decom-Dave · QC desk
180 minus fraud, minus 12 years, checkout. Mashinsky's throwing darts labelled 'banks aren't your friends' while robbing the board himself. Missed every double, hit every depositor. Celsius froze, he didn't. Now he's got a cell with brilliant liquidity terms.